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En www.microsoft.eu.org se podia leer algo asi como: microsoft.eu.org Home All Products | Support | Feedback | microsoft.eu.org Home Microsoft Linux developments Welcome to microsoft.eu.org/linux, the ultimate resource for Microsoft's Linux products! NEW: Linux users can now become Microsoft Certified Linux Experts! Don't miss this exciting opportunity! Rat Head Linux 6.2 The most innovative Linux distribution ever! Featuring Linux Kernel 0.0.1, X11R5, sendmail 8.7.4, wu-ftpd 2.0 - see for yourself that even the most advanced Linux distribution out there is no match for Windows as far as stability, security, usability and scalability are concerned. Due to the horrible licensing in Linux, we have to make the source of some of our extensions to the Linux operating system, such as the bluescreen module, available to all our customers, and permit them to re-use it. Like GNU, though, we demand that you call any redistribution of Linux containing our modifications Microsoft/Linux or Microsoft/GNU/Linux instead of just Linux. Microsoft Windows® for Linux Microsoft Windows for Linux is not a Windows emulator. While it will not make your Linux system run Windows applications, it will make Linux much more user friendly (=more like windows). See, for example, a screenshot of Microsoft delTM, a part of Microsoft Windows for Linux, which replaces the primitive rm command on Linux systems. Microsoft del can be invoked as "del", "rm" and "erase": [root@linux-sucks /root]# rm -f "My Document.doc" Microsoft(R) del(TM) v5.003.001 - part of Microsoft(R) Windows(R) for Linux. Distributed under the GPL (http://bero.exit.de/GPL.shmtl). Redistribution of this product will result in capital punishment. Report any illegal copies to firstname.lastname@example.org. Deleting the file My Document.doc... Are you sure you want to delete the file My Document.doc? [yN] y Are you sure you are sure? [yN] y Really? [yN] y Deleting files can result in loss of stability, and in applications not working correctly anymore. Are you sure you want to do this? [yN] y Deleting a file results in a complete loss of warranty of your Microsoft Linux system. Are you aware of this? [yN] y Microsoft can not be held responsible for the results of you using Microsoft del on this file. If you agree, type "I AGREE". I AGREE Deleting files should only done by system administrators or experienced users. To make sure you may do this, enter your MCSE certificate number. 19999-22222-00007 Verifying... Accepted. You may proceed. WARNING: The filename "My Document.Doc" contains more than 8 characters. Rename to My Doc~1.doc? [Yn] y ERROR: Could not delete file: File not found. Microsoft® Visual® Basic® for® Linux® The ultimate programming toolkit, a must-have for every Linux programmer. Since Linux lacks a graphical user interface, we have had to redefine the world of linux programming, but also the interface of VB: You can now write code (or even text) by mouse-clicking on letters we're displaying on the screen instead of having to use that evil keyboard! You'll notice Visual Basic for Linux doesn't have all the fancy UI generation features you know from Visual Basic for Windows - that's because Linux is an inferior operating system. If you need the full functionality, upgrade your OS to Microsoft Windows®. _________________________________________________________________ Last updated: Wednesday, March 8 2000 Y en sus enlaces, cosas como: Welcome to Microsoft Certified Linux Expert (MCLE) training! This is a preview edition of the Microsoft Certified Linux Expert (MCLETM) test. The correct answers are currently shown in bold for your verification. Let us know if you have any suggestions. This test is there to ensure you know everything you need to know about both the Linux operating system and the Linux community. 1. You are told to install a Web Server on a Linux system. What do you do? (_) Install Apache (_) Install Microsoft Internet Information Server (_) Linux is not stable enough for running web servers. I install Windows 2000 on the server. (_) Install phhttpd 2. If you hear someone in the Linux world praising RMS, he's talking about (_) Richard M. Stallman (_) Redmond's MicroSoft (_) Remote Machine Services 3. After bootup, a linux machine hangs, showing the error message "login:". How do you fix this? (_) This is not a problem actually, I enter my login name and password. (_) Reboot, if that doesn't help, reinstall, if that doesn't help, complain to the vendor. (_) This system hang is a big enough problem to justify replacing Linux with Windows 2000 4. The correct way to install a word processor on Linux is: (_) rpm -i abiword-0.7.8-2.i386.rpm (_) dpkg -i koffice.deb (_) tar xzf lyx-1.0.1.tar.gz (_) Using kpackage to install an RPM, deb or tgz (_) Using gnorpm to install an RPM (_) /sbin/reboot, insert a Windows 98 disk, fdisk /mbr, fdisk, format c:, d:\setup Microsoft Products Due to popular demand (users of real operating systems don't want to be bothered with Linux products), Microsoft's Linux products, Rat Head Linux and Microsoft Windows® for Linux, have been moved to http://bero.exit.de/linux/. Other Microsoft Products: Microsoft Windows® 2000 The most innovative piece of theft ever! Absolute highlight: you can now telnet into your machine and execute some commands remotely! Just like you could in Unix systems about 20 years ago! Another highlight is the introduction of 65535 all new bugs. Update: The actual number of bugs is much higher - our 16-bit operating system simply couldn't handle a higher number. 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