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From: "J.A. Gutierrez"
Newsgroups: es.comp.os.linux.redes
Subject: Re: matar todos los P2P (remitido desde eco.l.i por mi)
Date: 17 Jun 2003 08:12:24 GMT
José Luis Domingo López wrote:
: http://lartc.org/
Curioso. Seguro que significa
"Linux Advanced Routing & Traffic Control" ?
lart(1M) UNIX System V (01 23 1996) lart(1M)
NAME
lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to
adjust lusers' attitudes
SYNOPSIS
lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ]
DESCRIPTION
lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their
mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely,
the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments
will cause the specified luser to run away screaming in
agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a
beer, after killing all of their processes.
OPTIONS
-use tool Choose your weapon. If this option is not
specified, the enviroment variable LART is
used. If neither is set, a default value
will be used, which is set at compile time
-b Used to increase the size of your lart
-B The BOFH option. Removes a users files and
kills all their processes. If used in
conjunction with -p this will also cause
syslog to make entries proving that
was the second gunman behind the
grassy knoll
-f Only fake luser's attitude readjustment
session. Provided primarily for testing
purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B
-F fsck
as a raw device. Note that this option has
not been tested, as it is rather difficult to
find volunteers
-g Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor
during the beating.
-k Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such
is not highly recommended. Can only be
invoked once per
-p See -B
SEE ALSO
sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8),
--
PGP and other useless info at \
http://www.cps.unizar.es/~spd/ \
finger://daphne.cps.unizar.es/spd \ Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes
ftp://ivo.cps.unizar.es/pub/ \ (Virgilio)
Ultima actualizacion: 26/10/2003 - 12:08:13
Autor(es): Andrés Herrera
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