#include <windows.h>                                                            
#include <system_errors.h>                                                      
#include <stdlib.h>                                                             

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
   if (detect_cache())
      disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu())
      set_wait_states(lots);

   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

   printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right\
           or just call itChicago)\n");

   if (system_ok())
      crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else
      system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

   while(1)
   {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      if (rand() < 0.9)
         crash(complete_system);
    }                                                                           
   
   return(unrecoverable_system);
   
}