From: benjamin@lamanonegra.net.dhis.org (Benjamín Albiñana Pérez)
Newsgroups: linux.debian.spanish
Subject: Re: Un respiro, por favor...
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 17:31:23 +0100

  Cuando: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 13:06:09 +0100
  Quien: Juan (trabajo) <jmoralesz@escomposlinux.org>
  Que: Un respiro, por favor...

>Buenas. Na grave, solo que estoy leyendome la lista entera
>de paquetes que tengo en el dselect, con la Potato, y es
>que creo que hay hasta un programita para ayudarte a mear y
>no manchar el borde de la taza (esto es broma claro esta,
>simplemente es que estoy un poco alucinado de la cantidad
>de software que tengo a mi disposicion)

  Psé, no te creas que es tan raro:

Package: dick-keeper
Version: 1.6
Priority: optional
Section: admin
Maintainer: Richard Pennis Cock  <príapo@debian.org>
Architecture: all
Filename: dists/potato/main/binary-i386/admin/dick-keeper_1.6.deb
Size: It depends
MD5sum: 6373f3x60ff2896564fa55aafd945tg5
Description: dick-keeper

  The dick-keeper is a very useful tool to the real hacker.
  ¿Ever feel an stupid when forgetting to close the zipper
  after havin a piss, just because you are thinking in that
  fscking code you are reading?  Well, the dick-keeper sends
  you an e-mail, notifying everytime your dick is off.
  .
  Launching the dick-keeper whith the --fuck flag, it'll be
  even smarter, and will not bother you in those "especials"
  situations.
installed-size: well, I told you, it depends.